Jessica Simpson Occupation: The Unmarried Sister
The time has come, gone and come back to its parents' home with a bag full of laundry and piles of credit card debt:
"I would love for the time to come when somebody can talk about me and not have to talk about Britney and Christina in the same sentence. We're really, really different."
Two people in that sentence have won Grammy Awards, sold millions upon millions of albums and unfortunately are considered pop icons. One person in that sentence dubiously starred in a movie 48 people went to see its opening day and had Bam Margera claim she was playing hide the Jackass sausage with him. We're not confused, you pea brain. You are.
2010-06-13 17:03:20

tr says:

would she be happier if we talked about jug #1 and jug #2 instead. can this chick even hold a note?

2010-06-13 18:01:32

cokecanred says:

I bet she's changing her tune(no pun intended) now. She wants to be attached to any famous person she can cuz she can't get a job for anything anymore.

2010-06-13 22:39:17

stephanie says:

Yeah I heard she kinda, how should I put it? Had a really great time with the Jackass guys. Yeah. You have reached the lowest of the low points when really you should want to be lumped in a category with Brit and Xtina. Honestly I don't see anything else for her to do except maybe sell makeup on QVC or whatever. She can't act, her music doesn't sell, and I don't even know what happened to her reality show about beauty. Where do you go from there?

2010-06-14 11:34:04

Janet says:

Doesn't she already sell shit on QVC or Home Shopping? She's done it all that Jessica.

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