A toothbrush's worst nightmare sheds light on the shortcomings of her contemporaries.
"I think that freshness and that innocence is something that is missing from a lot of female singers. I'm certainly not denying that I'm young, but I'm not fluff."
Jessica has the "freshness" of a mildewed couch in a squatter's house, so it's true she's certainly not fluff. Fluff would disintegrate within five miles of her unwashed hair.
This feed will resume once they fix whatever it is they have to fix.
Thanks!
Battle of the Sexes
Who is more stupid - men or women?
Men listed on site: 133
Total Entries from Men: 469
Women listed on site: 168
Total Entries from Women: 908
Wanna Talk?
If you have an idea for a submission, wish to congratulate and/or berate us, or otherwise need to contact us, please send
all emails to: pns@prettyandstupid.com
Disclaimer
The quotes published on this site are gathered from a variety of sources
and are meant for entertainment purposes only. We provide no warranty as
to the veracity of the content presented. In short, if you can't take a joke, leave or
grow some 'nads.
All celebrity images that appear on this site are the copyright of their respective owners,
and we claim no credit for them whatsoever. If you own the rights to any image, and do not
wish them to appear on this site, please
contact us,
and we shall remove them. We may not be funny, but at least we're not thieves.
Jessica Simpson
Occupation: The Unmarried Sister
