Gwyneth Paltrow Occupation: Self-righteous twit
All you journalists who dare to criticize Coldplay had best check yo selves before you wreck yo selves! Goopy will bust out a can of organic, free-range whoop ass on you like she's head bitch in the prison yard.
"I thought, 'I wish this writer extreme misery and bodily harm.'"
If that's the case Goop, why not just invite said writer to your house for a weeklong visit? After having to listen to you, do yoga with you and eat your crappy food, he'll be begging for a pardon from Parliament in seconds. I would suggest if you really want to torture him, just put the song "Yellow" on constant rotation, but that might break some article of the Geneva Convention.
2010-05-27 15:20:18

Madeleine says:

But remember? Didn't she say Chris Martin is the greatest poet who ever lived? "Yellow" is a work of art rivaled only by works of Shakespeare and Anne Sexton of course. Is this one of those things, I can't get over Gwyneth until Gwyneth gets over herself? If that's the case I am not waiting much longer.

2010-11-01 21:13:34

: I says:

LUL because Yellow is the only song by Coldplay ... dumbasses. And Chris.....is a fucking fantastic melodist.

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