Pam Anderson recalls cozy memories of yuletide cheer and reveals the never before seen "George and Mary Bailey" side to her relationship with Tommy Lee and her children.
"But he's [Tommy Lee] not really around at all. When he's around he's like 'Fun Dad,' and he buys them AirSoft guns and knives. It's not a Weekend Dad -- it's a December 25th Day Dad...I was coming over to Tommy's house on Christmas, and they were shooting the neighbor's place in the street, and he's inside on his BlackBerry. Um, children shooting machine-gun AirSoft pellets with no eyewear? I said, I'm taking them home. Then, I'm like, OK, I'll just stay here and have sex with you to make sure the kids are OK. That's the real version of prostitution. It's being a Mom. Heidi Fleiss, where are you?"
Every time Pamela Anderson speaks, an angel rips off his wings in protest, speed dials the Los Angeles DCFS, orders a bucket of Original Recipe from KFC and gets shit-faced with Kid Rock.
My absolute favorite part of this quote is that she has no concern whatsoever that her kids are shooting shit at the neighbor's house. She only cares that they are remiss in wearing protective eyewear. With the parents they've been cursed with, protective custody is the only blessing looming in their futures.
2010-05-22 19:58:14
stephanie says:
OMFG!!! Someone take her children away from her already!!! I have seen pictures of her where she looks like the biggest skank in the world. You know her kids' classmates probably see that and lord only knows what they say about it to them. I'd like to know why the neighbors didn't call the police or Children's Services right on the spot? The only reason she even thought about the protective eyewear was because she probably just watched A Christmas Story and heard the line "You'll shoot your eye out!" Otherwise she probably wouldn't even be that intelligent.
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J. says:
My absolute favorite part of this quote is that she has no concern whatsoever that her kids are shooting shit at the neighbor's house. She only cares that they are remiss in wearing protective eyewear. With the parents they've been cursed with, protective custody is the only blessing looming in their futures.