Colin Farrell Occupation: Baby Maker
Thank goodness Colin Farrell had his family to stop him from getting a rep for banging hookers and getting coked up...
"The reason why I can do what I do - and I'm not talking about acting, I'm talking about being away from home for long periods of time - is because I have such a f-cking great thing to come back to. If I wasn't as lucky as I am, in respect to the family that I have and how much they are my friends, I would be coked out of my f-cking head in L.A. I'm telling you - I know my f-cking demons. I'd be coked out of my knot every night in L.A. I'd be banging more hookers than you could shake a f-cking stick at. If I didn't have the family that I have, that's what I'd be doing. I'd be lost, you know? I'd be lost."
Considering he's admitted to ordering hookers up like pizza and keeping piles of drugs in his hotel safes, it is no wonder he went to rehab for EXHAUSTION. That kind of stuff can make you soooo sleepy. There must be something in the water in Hollywood cuz that "Exhaustion" goes around like a bad cold.

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