Alice Waters Occupation: Chef Marie Antoinette
Drowning in her own pomposity, here is wet blanket Alice's words of wisdom to President Bill Clinton:
"I can think of no more powerful way to ground your legacy than to leave behind you a kitchen garden and the compost pile to nourish it."
Forget world peace, balanced budgets or even playing saxaphone on Arsenio's show! No Bill, your legacy should be a pile of coffee grounds, manure and broken egg shells. I wonder if a blue semen-stained dress from The Gap will work in the compost heap, too.

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