Goopidty Goop shaking her manicured Hollywood finger in the faces of all the people smart enough not to marry Chris Martin:
"Then, my son points to my fat tummy and then I step it up. I think it's just about knowing that you have the power to look however you want. Are you going to wake up and make yourself do it and lose the weight you need to lose?"
Just like Gwynnie points out, it'll be a breeze for your fat plebian ass to lose weight. Just summon your over-priced trainer, glide over to the workout room in your house, have your personal chef make you a seaweed casserole and spread the latest cellulite cream made of organic fish tongues all over your fat tummy. You'll be red carpet and airbrush ready in no time.
This feed will resume once they fix whatever it is they have to fix.
Thanks!
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