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Name: Jessica Simpson
Occupation: The Unmarried Sister
Jessica Simpson attempts to sweep her loss for intelligent thought under the, like, really cute Ikea rug while introducing herself to U.S. Secretary of the Interior Gale Norton in December 2004:
" You've done a nice job decorating the White House."
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