Colin Farrell Occupation: Baby Maker
Can't he just get a therapist or a friend or an iphone app to share these thoughts with?
"There's something very basic about rubbing honey on your skin and going steaming with a bunch of strange Russian men."
I know you want us to think you are so quirky and bohemian, but we don't. We think you act like an emotionally-stunted man who is trying way too hard to get our attention. Here, have a lollipop and go play with your Iron Man action figure set and think about the career you should have had.
2010-05-13 11:26:15

Mona says:

I knew it!!!! This sight is done by terrible girls at internet movie data base!!!! You need to get life! Colin and Alicja and Henry are family and you are nothing!!!!! Nobody wnat fan like you!!!!!

2010-05-13 22:40:56

still crazy says:

a little harsh but he deserves it. time to get a new agent Colin! we don't run this site idiot. all we care about is never hearing about shovel face again!

2010-07-04 18:25:54

Yawn says:

You know what I especially love about this site? The way all the quotes are taken COMPLETELY out of the context and spirit in which they were said. That, and the fact that the quotes aren't exactly accurate "quotes." Well done! Bravo! @Still Crazy... I think someone's a little jealous of "shovel face."

2011-12-11 19:24:14

Quinn says:

And what, exactly, Yawn, does Colin "Baby Maker" Hair-rel have to be jealous of? His luxurious cavemanlike hair growth or general annoyingness? People who say "OMG UR TEH JELUZ!!!!1" when they see someone say something about a star they themselves like that they dislike hearing are the actual jealous ones =D

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