Britney Spears Occupation: Deep fried stupid with a side of pork rinds
Smelling like a fish on dates? Words fail.
"First, the worst thing that could happen to is if my boyfriend would break up with me. I would be totally devastated. And then, after the depression, maybe I did some dorky movies that were just bombs. Then, I don't know, s---. Then I did another album that didn't do very well. And then it's back to working at my granny's deli. Back to rolling quarters and boiling crawfish and smelling like a fish on my dates."
Had only the Wilshire Blvd. Starbucks existed when Ellie May Clampett's star was on the rise! Maybe Granny woulda let her jump in the jalopy, set a spell, drink a Frap and spew her LiveJournal-style musings on the trials and tribulations of the modern girl. Goll-lleee, Jethro!

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