Gwyneth Paltrow Occupation: Self-righteous twit
A humble quote from Yoko Ono:
"I mean, it's embarrassing to be playing in front of your husband, especially when he's in one of the world's most successful bands."
Oops! It's just Goopy yammering on about hubby's band Coldplateoffood. I thought she said one of the world's most successful bands and got sooo confused. A thousand pardons!
2010-04-10 10:13:52

Betty says:

Coldplay sells out stadiums all the time! What do you losers do! Granted his wife is a byotch but who cares! Chris is GOD!!!!!

2010-11-01 22:31:20

Gia says:

Agreed. Im sick of Chris and his INCREDIBLY SUCCESSFUL BAND taking flack just because his shit for brains famous wife is a cunt. You may not like them but they are one of the most successful bands in the world and If you dont recognize that your just a damn liar as well as a festering canker sore of a hater.

2010-11-02 00:56:45

Dearest Gia, says:

Glad you could take the time from filming "Real Housewives of New Jersey" with your family to comment on the state of Chris Martin's INCREDIBLY SUCCESSFUL BAND. Thank goodness you put it in capital letters otherwise I might have been confused again and thought they were just a bunch of whiny bitches who couldn't make decent rock band even if Buddy Holly came down from the heavens and annointed them. I will proudly sport a scarlet DL for "damn liar" for the rest of time because you will never, ever get me to acknowledge there is any point in the existence of Coldplay. Fans like yourself just reiterate it for me. Chris would be just as interesting selling insurance or socks. In fact, his music is equivalent of watching The Weather Channel. I will give you a thumbs up for such poetic phrasing as "festering canker sore of a hater"! You've got a career in poetry ahead of you (once you get a grasp on that whole spelling business) and don't let anyone tell you differently. You go, girl!

2010-11-02 20:40:57

Sai says:

Successful = good. Glad I now know this. I guess Coldplay is as good as nSync. Sounds about right. One boy band is as good as any other I guess. Oh, and which of the bands I mentioned had to settle out of court to a plagiarism suit? (Hint: it wasn't Timberlake's band of merry men).

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