• @MarcusSakey @travelchannel Watching your interview with her, she scared the crap out of me. She couldn't seem to find a personality to keep
• Thanks for the permission. Idiot. RT @iamdiddy GO for it!!!
• Spent the day at the hospital arguing with my father's doctors. Fun times. I'm starting to get used to that funky, gross hospital smell.
• Sad news. Juan Epstein passed away. #WelcomeBackKotter #RobertHegyes #SignedEpsteinsMother
• RT @tomandlorenzo: "I'm a woman, Mary. I can be as contrary as I choose." #DowntonPBS #DowntonAbbey
• RT @PBS: Are you a #DowntonPBS fan? -- check out tonight's "Secrets of the Manor House" -- preview it here: http://t.co/zHnyjH3S
• @mrsbbouch I just can't believe she found the black chicken at Whole Foods. My Whole Foods barely gets around to refilling the bread bins.
• @mrsbbouch How was A.I. last night? Anything funny? By the way, have been wondering if I am brave enough to eat black chicken fr. Top Chef.
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