Standing on principles in her outre UGG boots, Jessica continues to munch on a slice of delusional pie in the sky:
"I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha."
Just like me, I'm sure you're wondering when Jess learned the word "accolade".
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