Alicia SilverstoneOccupation: That girl in that one movie
Our Lady of Bowel Movements speaketh:
"Most people aren’t pooing. I know two girls in my life who are good friends, who were not pooing, but now they’re pooing ’cause I helped them. I taught them how to poo."
She leads the faithful by example. That's why there is a constant stream of sh*t pouring out of her mouth on a regular schedule.
Um, yeah...I'm not one of those girls that go on about my bodily functions that much.
But if I did & one of my friends talked about it in an interview I'd kick her ass. Teaching grown folk how to poo? Is she serious?
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Alicia Silverstone
Occupation: That girl in that one movie
Anne says:
Um, yeah...I'm not one of those girls that go on about my bodily functions that much. But if I did & one of my friends talked about it in an interview I'd kick her ass. Teaching grown folk how to poo? Is she serious?