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Name: Gwyneth Paltrow
Occupation: Self Righteous Twit
Playing fast and loose with history, much like she did with her Hollywood boyfriends, Goop has a new scold for us:
" It is so different from the United States. It seemed to have a history, and the buildings are years and years and years old. Here in the United States an old building is about 17 (years old), and over there it's from 500 B.C., it's incredible."
America apologizes to Spain and Great Britain for foisting the great pile of poo known as Gwyneth Paltrow upon them.
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11/01/2009 12:38pm
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you are cool

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