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Lil' Wayne's headshot
Name: Lil' Wayne
Occupation: Whoopi Goldberg
On the list of things I never cared to know:
" I'd probably love to have sex with…man, I think she's dead already. I'd probably want somebody like Marilyn Monroe -- somebody that's been with the president or something. If I had Marilyn Monroe, I would do whatever she asks and whatever she's never had done to her. And I swear I'd do it good!"
I guess that means Monica Lewinsky has something good waiting for her around the bend?

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