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Beyonce Knowles's headshot
Name: Beyonce Knowles
Occupation: Sasha Not So Fierce
It's a hard knock life for her!
" I'll be able to go to the theater every day and drop my kids off and maybe make some food — maybe I'll know how to cook by then — and then go do what I love and have some normalcy and have a regular schedule."
As opposed to her regular schedule right now which seems to solely consist of sitting next to Jay-Z at basketball games.

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