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Name: Kendra Wilkinson
Occupation: Geezer Pleaser
Witness as a waste of space attempts to understand that dang postage stamp thing:
" The first time I mailed something on my own, like a couple of months ago, I didn't put a stamp on it! My mom, she was like, "Are you serious? You didn't put a stamp on your mail?" I'm like, "Dude, I've never been on my own before, how am I supposed to know?""
Look, Kendra doesn't have time to master plebian tasks like mailing letters. She has a lot to do...like looking at her ass in the mirror all day and collecting athletic socks.

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