The close pal of Sadie Frost and the rest of the Primrose Hill Temperance League has this to say about her non-alkie friends:
"No. I think they're the idiot people and I'm the normal person. But I don't really go to parties where ... I don't really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it's incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading. I think, ooh, you're really degrading yourself right now, to be this pissed out in public."
Just replace every random word she says from now on with the word "Goop". It will make it all better. Like, "I'm Goop Paltrow. I am a goop person who gives her goop opinion on all sorts of goop she knows nothing about." See! Sunshine day!
Good thing the hairstylists chimed in on #RealHousewivesofNewJersey. I pondered what do the ppl w/the straightening irons think of this? Follow Us >
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