Britney Spears Occupation: Deep fried stupid with a side of pork rinds
When asked if she had plans to take a role on Broadway
"I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England. "
Is this why people in other countries think we're stupid?
2006-09-07 22:49:28

says:

Why doesn't she start out somewhere really small, like inside her own brain, which I hear is no bigger than a Cheeto crumb?

2008-12-10 15:14:46

E says:

not to mention illiterate!

2009-12-17 19:45:44

Lightsout says:

Quite possibly YES!!! although in my opinion it's your indifference that's the problem. Sorry for my rusty english

2011-07-03 14:05:46

Ron says:

Love your Britney essay. She can match wits with Sarah Palin. Perhaps together they could teach world geography.

2011-07-03 15:17:08

Thank you, Ron! says:

I think if Sarah Palin and Britney were teaching a geography class together, I might not be able to resist signing up. That much stupid in one room has got to have the ability to throw the Earth off its axis. As for the class, I wonder if dancing, leather chaps and a French twist would be involved. I hope bags of tomatoes for tossing at the professors would be supplied.

2011-07-16 07:39:16

Josh says:

She has no intelligence what's so ever. She's just a little puppet with big boobs that their producers control to make some money. I don't get how she is even making money anymore since she's now fat and ugly as hell. Probably the moronic and blind fanbase she has.

2011-07-18 18:50:03

Mary says:

Everytime she sells more music I wonder who is buying it. Those are some sad and possibly deaf people.

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