
Name: Jessica Simpson
Occupation: The Unmarried Sister
Occupation: The Unmarried Sister
Forsooth, y'all! Like some sort of hillbilly Oracle at Delphi, Jess foresaw the new celebrity trend of receiving a baby at age 16:
" My father was a minister, so growing up we’d go on a missionary trip every summer. The first time I went to that orphanage I was 16 I remember holding this baby who was found in a dumpster. I wanted to adopt him right then and there. I was like, ‘Dad can I have him for my birthday, please?'"
Getting a baby for your birthday is the new black. Just ask Jamie-Lynn. Next season on "My Super Sweet Sixteen" all the cool girls will be getting one.
03/16/2009 11:48am
jeff nickells wrote:
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