Natalie Portman Occupation: Girl who won't date you
Designer Zac Posen's muse and friend lets us know what really burns her overly-kissed butt:
"I get pissed off that I go to a premiere to talk about my movie and the first thing they ask me is what dress I'm wearing. And look, I buy into that because I play along - you have to, in a certain way. If you don't dress up then they'll talk about that! "It almost becomes less of an issue to play along with it, because then it doesn't become a conversation topic. But that's annoying."
Listen you annoying big-headed harpy. Just stop. Just stop whining and bitching about your fame. If you hate it, GET ANOTHER JOB. Clean sewers for a living and I guarantee no one will ask, "Who are you wearing?" You, Natalie Portman, are a windbag. The pretentious, put-upon oxygen produced by your windbagginess has got to do more damage to the ozone than cows.
2010-06-17 09:12:19

B says:

I swear to God I'm never gonna pay to watch this bitch on screen again

2011-09-21 07:59:19

sue says:

But isn't the designer as much of an artist as yourself, Miss Portman? Was the garment not chosen because the colour and fit suits you? Does it not make you look the best you can for a special occasion? Do they not deserve any credit? Interesting, Miss Portman. Very interesting.

2011-09-21 22:45:55

Marcy says:

Sue you are awesome!!!!

2012-01-17 17:28:13

A says:

No, this site is annoying. NP is totally right. There are way too many brain dead zombies living in this world.

2012-02-23 02:38:46

Brendan says:

I must admit, this quote got to me, more than the others. Natalie Portman could use that Harvard degree she got but most likely she won't. I personally never considered her that intelligent.

2012-03-30 19:02:21

lisi says:

Some of these are stupid, like her quote about people losing their jobs being exciting, but I've never understood this. Really, I've never given a crap about what the artists are wearing...particularly since I'll never be able to afford or wear it. What's the point? More about her quote on the excitement of an economic depression, are those people working jobs they hate and not making as much as they thought they would, are they no better than prostitutes???? So dumb.

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