Name: Madonna
Occupation: Jim Jones in Training
Occupation: Jim Jones in Training
Bemoaning the present state of literature, Madge is at her most eloquent:
" I'm starting to read to my son, but I couldn't believe how vapid and vacant and empty all the stories were. There's, like, no lessons.... There's, like, no books about anything."
"So that's, like, why I had to so totally write books myself. I mean, my gawd! Where did all the, like y'know, books go dude? This is sooo bumming me out. Totally. Thank Kabbalah I, like, know how to, y'know, write and all. Cuz like, what would books do without me? They'd be, like, not there. Seriously."
comments: