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Jessica Simpson Occupation: The Unmarried Sister
Jessica describes her gut-wrenching break with the church.
"I had very big boobs at a young age, and it kept me from of lot of things in the church. I couldn’t sing solos because supposedly the men lusted when I would get up there."
It's the stuff of a Nathanial Hawthorne novel. It's called wearing a big sweater, Jessica. Problem solved. Go in peace.
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2007-07-21 02:01:32

Daria Lynn Anne says:

ahahahaha :]] you 're just jealous. and i 'm pretty sure if you had very big boobs at a young age you wouldn 't wear a sweater. so shuv it, and leave jessica be. so she made a few mistakes with the 'tuna' and 'chicken of the sea' incident, but we all h

2008-10-17 04:41:06

Vanessa says:

I could never date an idiot like her, no matter how hot she thought she was.

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