Mark Wahlberg Occupation: The Boston Crotch Strangler
I can barely look at this quote because it is just so f*cking offensive, which explains my tardiness in posting it:
"If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.'"
I guess he figured that if Laverne & Shirley could land a plane, then so could he.
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