Kris Humphries Occupation: The 72 Day Man
Well, this explains why he was confused about the "as long as you both shall live" part of the wedding vows:
"It was totally different than being in a basketball game."
Even with your wife having two basketballs as ass cheeks? Jeez. Being the genius of the century, he must have thought marriage was some long OT and divorce was just time to leave the court.
2012-01-12 10:41:43

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