Angelina Jolie Occupation: Womb Raider
But does she feel badly for people who had love until their significant other starred in a film with Angelina Jolie?
"I feel sad for someone who has never known love. Love elevates. You know, Brad would joke about me having this conversation about love. Love? It's such a funny word. Brad can find certain phrases of poetry for it. I'm terrible at it. But I know it means wanting the best for the people you love, putting their interests above your own, always. Love does that. Love is what you live for."
Reading this, can't you imagine Brad and Angelina as one of those crappy Russ Wallace Berrie figurines you could buy at Hallmark in the 70s for a last minute anniversary gift? Y'know, those frumpy, cream colored, big eyed statues with sayings etched into them like "I wuv you 4 ever honey". That's Brad poetry to me.

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