Madge finally admits her real age and the mystery of her scary appearance is solved. It's not exercise or Kabbalah water. It's just 300 years of natural mummification, my dear Watson!
"Everyone relates that title to me because of the song I did 300 years ago. It's a title I got stuck with. When I first did the song it was meant in an ironic way, as I don't think of myself as a materialist person. I hate that name but I do love clothes and fashion and I love beautiful things. As the years went by, strangers would see me in the street and would shout, 'Yo, it's the Material Girl' and I was like, 'Ahh, I'm not, I hate that name'."
Just because she owns closets of haute couture, multiple mansions, millions of dollars worth of artwork and charges out the ass to see her lip-sync at a concert, why on Earth would you think she's materialistic? That is poverty, Madonna style. It's not like she owns a country or anything. Haters!
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