"I've almost had my license taken away because I ran so many red lights. But it was worth it. Everybody was safe, I must add. I haven't killed anyone."
OMG! Mother, Jugs & Speed!!! LOL!!! OK, I better not laugh lest the powers that be in Hollywood stick her in the remake...With that said, Lane Garrison should be an easy enough lesson for her. You'd think anyway...seriously though, I'd never brag about running red lights and how everybody was "safe"...
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Kiki says:
OMG! Mother, Jugs & Speed!!! LOL!!! OK, I better not laugh lest the powers that be in Hollywood stick her in the remake...With that said, Lane Garrison should be an easy enough lesson for her. You'd think anyway...seriously though, I'd never brag about running red lights and how everybody was "safe"...