Chris Martin Occupation: Poet laureate of henpecked husbands
I don't think he listens to his own music.
"You can try to be catchy without being slick, poppy without being pop, and you can be uplifting without being pompous. Because we`re sometimes playing quieter stuff, it`s hard to sound like we`re trying to change things, but we wanted to be a reaction against soulless rubbish."
May I quote you, Chris? "I drew a line/ I drew a line for you/ Oh what a thing to do/ And it was all Yellow." You're right. This isn't soulless rubbish. It's more like something Apple left in her diaper for you.
2010-06-29 23:04:04

Kiki says:

Until now, I honestly had no idea what Chris Martin talked about with his wife. It's becoming far, far clearer to me now...

2010-11-01 21:04:38

Kip says:

Yeah ....lets see your dumb ass write a song HALF AS GOOD as Yellow and have everyone still love it after half a decade.... stupid shrew.

2010-11-02 00:35:45

Oh poor Kippy! says:

You admit in public to liking not only Coldplay, but also liking quite possibly one of the worst songs of the entire decade? Other than yourself and five other people who don't get laid more than once a year, who exactly is getting a warm and fuzzy feeling from that song? Unless warm and fuzzy is a prelude to throwing up, your argument (such as it is) doesn't hold water. By the way rocket scientist, the song came out in 2000. Half a decade? That's some interesting math you've got there. Is Jessica Simpson your math teacher?

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