Name: Victoria "Posh" Beckham
Occupation: Spending David's money
Occupation: Spending David's money
Posh can't seem to find open toe running shoes:
"I have joined a gym, but I can't bring myself to start. What do you wear on the running machine? I can't bring myself to wear flat shoes."
Maybe she could start a line of running shoes with implants?
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Name: Victoria "Posh" Beckham
Occupation: Spending David's money
Occupation: Spending David's money
Victoria Beckham will do absolutely anything for her craft:
"I think people are really going to see me for the first time. I think they have this impression that I’m this miserable cow who doesn’t smile. But I’m actually quite the opposite. When you’re out there, they’re trying to get pictures up your shirt, down your top. With all the flashes, it’s as much as you can do to just find your car. I’m going to try and smile more for America."
If she smiles, it'll make her ass crack. Oh wait, that's her face isn't it?
Name: Victoria "Posh" Beckham
Occupation: Spending David's money
Occupation: Spending David's money
Posh takes up the anti-blog cause along with other notable think tankers like Jared Leto:
"I think these people are pretty spineless, the way they hide behind pseudo-names. They don't really know what's going on in anybody's lives. They're just sad people that sit behind their computers."
I'm suitably chastised, how 'bout you? I feel like getting a fake tan, fake boobs, and a fake music career now. Oh screw it! I'll just put the tabloids on speed dial so I can pimp out my cheating husband.
Name: Victoria "Posh" Beckham
Occupation: Spending David's money
Occupation: Spending David's money
Bullet Tits finds Los Angeles a little too tacky for her refined sensibilities:
"A lot of the houses I looked at were really garish - lots of gold, all very Versace. Believe it or not David and I do have good taste. I like everything to be simple and plain."
Victoria and David are to good taste as Michael Jackson is to babysitter you can trust.
Name: Victoria "Posh" Beckham
Occupation: Spending David's money
Occupation: Spending David's money
"I'm using my brain for the first time in a long time."
Funny I thought it had died of starvation a long time ago...