Name: Sean Puffy Combs
Occupation: Overproduced as a person
Occupation: Overproduced as a person
Always humble, never delusional...
"Sean John is fashion Viagra. I’ve had 40 year-old men tell me that once they started wearing Sean Jean, everything changed for them, [including] their sex life."
Alas! If only Bob Dole had a Sean John velour track suit...oh the places he could have gone...
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Name: Sean Puffy Combs
Occupation: Overproduced as a person
Occupation: Overproduced as a person
In the Sean Combs time machine, the election was already over on the morning of the election:
"I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office. It was down to one vote, and that was going to be my vote. And that may not be true, but that's how much power it felt like I had."
Thank god the election officials keep track of those things. If it had been Chase Crawford's vote that put Obama in office, I just don't know if it would have the same glitzy "oomph".
Name: Sean Puffy Combs
Occupation: Overproduced as a person
Occupation: Overproduced as a person
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"While I'm getting ready I like to relax with a drink – vodka and lemonade – and listen to some James Brown. Then I'll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black."
As an added bonus, you'll receive wads of tasteless info you didn't ask for when purchasing his crappy cologne. Supplies are endless so if you miss this opportunity, more nuggets of TMI will be there when Puffy has another product to foist upon the world. Sorry, no returns allowed.
Name: Sean Puffy Combs
Occupation: Overproduced as a person
Occupation: Overproduced as a person
Even grosser than The Age of Aquarius:
"We had to simplify it. Diddy is more personal. We are entering into the age of Diddy. It's a new era.
"
Is it just me or does that sound like some sort of threat? I for one will not go gentle into the Diddy era. Rise up fellow Americans! Rise up!
Name: Sean Puffy Combs
Occupation: Overproduced as a person
Occupation: Overproduced as a person
Isn't it enough that we let him change his name every two months? Do we really have to be assaulted in this manner???
"It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now."
If Oedipus were here, he'd stab his eyes out all over again.
Name: Sean Puffy Combs
Occupation: Overproduced as a person
Occupation: Overproduced as a person
Citing the high cost of fabricating your own street cred:
"This whole Puff Daddy thing has taken a toll on me."
It's taken a toll on us too.
Name: Sean Puffy Combs
Occupation: Overproduced as a person
Occupation: Overproduced as a person
Hey now! Don't throw down with Diddy! He's Smokey the Bear of schmaltzy urban dance...
"I'll smack flames out of your a**!
"
One of the rejected scenes from La Cage aux Folles?