Name: Kendra Wilkinson
Occupation: Geezer Pleaser
Occupation: Geezer Pleaser
Witness as a waste of space attempts to understand that dang postage stamp thing:
"The first time I mailed something on my own, like a couple of months ago, I didn't put a stamp on it! My mom, she was like, "Are you serious? You didn't put a stamp on your mail?" I'm like, "Dude, I've never been on my own before, how am I supposed to know?""
Look, Kendra doesn't have time to master plebian tasks like mailing letters. She has a lot to do...like looking at her ass in the mirror all day and collecting athletic socks.
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Name: Kendra Wilkinson
Occupation: Geezer Pleaser
Occupation: Geezer Pleaser
The peroxide Stephen Hawking describes a brief history of time...
"I'm 22 and still have my whole sex life ahead of me. I still have a lot of sex years ahead of me. But all girls need a vibrator!"
"I'm 22 and still have my whole PORN life ahead of me." Fixed it for ya, Kendra!
Name: Kendra Wilkinson
Occupation: Geezer Pleaser
Occupation: Geezer Pleaser
Anna Wintour watch out! The stupider-than-Pamela-Anderson blonde weighs in on her costume for the Midsummer Night's Dream party at the Playboy Mansion:
"I really don't start planning my outfits until, like, a week ahead, because, whatever I put on is gonna be hot - you know, you could wear... two Band-Aids and a cork."
Kendra apparently had her modesty sucked out during liposuction.
Name: Kendra Wilkinson
Occupation: Geezer Pleaser
Occupation: Geezer Pleaser
Preening Kendra chats about her new acquisition:
"Now that I have my grill I definitely feel more like gangsta."
Or perhaps more like the star of "Hooker Barbie Gets New Fake Teeth"?
Name: Kendra Wilkinson
Occupation: Geezer Pleaser
Occupation: Geezer Pleaser
It's so cute when a blonde tries to type sentences on her own website:
"I want you guys to know that I know that this fantasy land I live now doesn't last forever and I now that and thats why i go to school. This can all go away in the blink of an eye so I am also using this situation to save money for my future. Oh yeah and what you see on tv is not always the truth by the way even if its a reallity show."
Seems to me that with the money she's "earned" riding leatherface, she should be able to afford a school that teaches punctuation and spelling.
Name: Kendra Wilkinson
Occupation: Geezer Pleaser
Occupation: Geezer Pleaser
On her Playboy shoot:
"My favorite part about this whole shoot is taking pictures of who I am. Sexy, classy nude pictures, you know?"
Nude Playboy pictorials are to class as Kendra is to Mensa.