Alicia Silverstone
Occupation: That girl in that one movie
Don't ask vegan Alicia if she'd eat a brownie. She just might answer you:
"I wouldn't eat, like, a regular brownie. Because it would have, stuff."
Thank god she wrote a cookbook! Knowledge and wisdom like this should not go to, like, waste. I'm sure "stuff" is exactly how Escoffier would have described, y'know, ingredients.
- 06.29.2010 | 7:11 pm
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Alicia Silverstone
Occupation: That girl in that one movie
If Anna Pavlova had addressed the problem of semi-synthetic based fabric a long time ago, it would have saved the world from pondering Alicia Silverstone's perspiration problems...
"Never buy rayon. If you're dancing your brains out, you're going to have the pits."
Rayon is where you start paying! In sweat! If you follow this site, you'll realize dancing the running man has caused her brains to leak out her armpits. Maybe we should petition the government to recognize her pits disability so she can start receiving monetary compensation in the mail.
- 05.10.2010 | 5:41 pm
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Alicia Silverstone
Occupation: That girl in that one movie
Wilted lettuce's answer to Margaret Mead elucidates the flaws of the Amercian male.
"I think American society has taught boys that the only way you're a man is if you sleep with a lot of women, drive a cool car, and have slick clothes. To me that says 'loser'."
'Tis not oft that a man's success is measured by how well he taps that tempeh, nor how fast his Lexus LS 600h L Hybrid goes nor how sick he rocks a pair of $200 recycled-denim jeans.
- 04.16.2010 | 6:41 pm
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Alicia Silverstone
Occupation: That girl in that one movie
Our Lady of Bowel Movements speaketh:
"Most people aren’t pooing. I know two girls in my life who are good friends, who were not pooing, but now they’re pooing ’cause I helped them. I taught them how to poo."
She leads the faithful by example. That's why there is a constant stream of sh*t pouring out of her mouth on a regular schedule.
- 10.12.2009 | 1:32 pm
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Alicia Silverstone
Occupation: That girl in that one movie
She's one regular Eleanor Roosevelt.
"I think people that genuinely do good are great people. And I don't think, "Oh, there must be something wrong with them". I think that there's something wrong with the people who aren't doing good."
Finally someone has managed to break down the complex notion of philanthropy in a screwball, Chrissy-Snow English we can all understand.
- 09.14.2006 | 1:06 pm
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Alicia Silverstone
Occupation: That girl in that one movie
I wonder what her boyfriend calls her.
I also wonder what she thinks of that.
"My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'."
Her name's not 'Princess', it's Monkey. Ms. Retard if you're nasty!
- 09.07.2006 | 11:07 pm
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Alicia Silverstone
Occupation: That girl in that one movie
From 'The Unbearable Lightness of Clueless':
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
Eat meat.
- 07.18.2006 | 6:33 pm
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