Name: Alicia Silverstone
Occupation: That girl in that one movie
Occupation: That girl in that one movie
Our Lady of Bowel Movements speaketh:
"Most people aren’t pooing. I know two girls in my life who are good friends, who were not pooing, but now they’re pooing ’cause I helped them. I taught them how to poo."
She leads the faithful by example. That's why there is a constant stream of sh*t pouring out of her mouth on a regular schedule.
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Name: Alicia Silverstone
Occupation: That girl in that one movie
Occupation: That girl in that one movie
She's one regular Eleanor Roosevelt.
"I think people that genuinely do good are great people. And I don't think, "Oh, there must be something wrong with them". I think that there's something wrong with the people who aren't doing good."
Finally someone has managed to break down the complex notion of philanthropy in a screwball, Chrissy-Snow English we can all understand.
Name: Alicia Silverstone
Occupation: That girl in that one movie
Occupation: That girl in that one movie
I wonder what her boyfriend calls her.
I also wonder what she thinks of that.
"My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.
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Her name's not 'Princess', it's Monkey. Ms. Retard if you're nasty!
Name: Alicia Silverstone
Occupation: That girl in that one movie
Occupation: That girl in that one movie
From 'The Unbearable Lightness of Clueless':
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
Eat meat.