Sean Penn Occupation: Sean row your boat ashore, hallelujah
Madonna's ex-husband doesn't approve of Mr. Valley Girl:
"Nic Cage is no longer an actor. He`s more like a performer."
Ok, let's see if I got it, Sean. NOT acceptable if Chris Rock makes jokes about actors at the Academy Awards. PERFECTLY acceptable if Sean Penn verbally throws his acting peers under the bus. What's good for the asshole is not good for the stand-up comic!
Sean Penn Occupation: Sean row your boat ashore, hallelujah
Either Sean's just trying to find a way to excuse his cameo on "Two and a Half Men" or he's suffering from a severe bout of heat stroke:
"Charlie is one of the very few public people who cannot be accused of using the media to his own benefit. I would very much like to show my old friend the world of needs on the ground in Haiti, and introduce him and his tremendous wit to our hard working Haitian staff. If he chooses to give support, I'll trust it."
There's nothing an earthquake ravaged country needs more than wit. If only Oscar Wilde and Dororthy Parker were still alive...between them and Charlie, this whole Haiti business would have been cleaned up ages ago, dahling!
Sean Penn Occupation: Sean row your boat ashore, hallelujah
Little Anger Management Orphan Annie on his critics:
"I haven't had an awful lot of time to pay attention to them. You know, do I hope that those people die screaming of rectal cancer? Yeah. You know, but I'm not going to spend a lot of energy on it."
Sean, you're 50 yet you still respond like a grounded pouty 16 year old. What does it mean you're "not going to spend a lot of energy on it"? Perhaps instead of doing it yourself, you'll have your personal assistant go and insert cancer up your critics' rectums for you? Is that rectal cancer kit next to the Leprosy Chia Head in the "As Seen On TV" aisle at Walgreens?
Sean Penn Occupation: Sean row your boat ashore, hallelujah
Perhaps Sean imparted this kind of wisdom from his leaky boat during Hurricane Katrina.
"I had a house burn down once, and everything in life burned, except my family, and it was so liberating. I didn't have a bad moment about it. It sort of reinvigorated my interest in a lot of things. I wonder if there should be some kind of anarchy."
For most of us, lacking a roof, a fresh change of clothes and worrying about an uncertain future would be terrifying. But if you're Sean Penn, you just have your Century 21 agent find another multi-million dollar rubber room to live in.
Sean Penn Occupation: Sean row your boat ashore, hallelujah
Sean will be cutting the ribbon at the opening of the Stop Picking On Hugo Chavez Prison and Gift Shop on Wednesday in Malibu. Be there or be square!
"Every day, this elected leader is called a dictator here, and we just accept it, and accept it. And this is mainstream media. There should be a bar by which one goes to prison for these kinds of lies."
Free speech? What free speech? The Constitution only guarantees that right to actors winning Academy Awards.
Sean Penn Occupation: Sean row your boat ashore, hallelujah
Someone received a "word-a-day" calendar for his birthday!
"I think life's an irrational obsession."
This is the kind of le garbage pronouncement that stupid people make when they want to sound smart. It's sad.
Sean Penn Occupation: Sean row your boat ashore, hallelujah
The plague of talkshow hosts bombing buildings is getting to Sean Penn:
"I think that people like the Howard Sterns, the Bill O'Reillys and to a lesser degree the bin Ladens of the world are making a horrible contribution."
Hey Osama! You heard Sean---step it up! Where are the naked porn stars getting spanked? Or the sycophantic fawning over right-wingers? Or for that matter, where the heck is Artie?!! For Allah's sake, man, get with the program!

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