Eva Mendes Occupation: Once a video girl, always a video girl
Filming a sexy scene with that wacky documentarian Joaquin Phoenix:
"He had to kiss my bare breast and put his hand in between my legs. I look as if I'm really into it, but I was crying before it was filmed."
She was just weeping because she was worried that frog in his hair was going to jump into her cleavage.
Eva Mendes Occupation: Once a video girl, always a video girl
God, when will the world understand how brave it is to be a sex pot and naked!
"[When] other actresses who aren't thought of, maybe, as being quite as attractive do full-frontal, they're called brave. Nobody has ever said, 'Eva, you're so brave for doing full-frontal nudity.' Just because I'm attractive doesn't mean it's not still scary. Why am I not brave?"
Why are you not brave? Because you're a moron. You want to be taken seriously? Why don't you stop posing leaning over with your tits shoved together in men's magazines and take the time to learn to be a better actor instead? You and Jessica Biel should throw a "I'm Too Sexy For My Career" pity party together and shut the hell up.

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