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Madonna   headshot
Name: Madonna
Occupation: Jim Jones in Training
Madonna touts her political science Ph.D. with the following:
"I don’t know what our government does except put us into debt and blow up other countries."
Cor blimey, govna! Even in a fake British accent, it doesn't sound any smarter.
Madonna   headshot
Name: Madonna
Occupation: Jim Jones in Training
Bemoaning the present state of literature, Madge is at her most eloquent:
"I'm starting to read to my son, but I couldn't believe how vapid and vacant and empty all the stories were. There's, like, no lessons.... There's, like, no books about anything."
"So that's, like, why I had to so totally write books myself. I mean, my gawd! Where did all the, like y'know, books go dude? This is sooo bumming me out. Totally. Thank Kabbalah I, like, know how to, y'know, write and all. Cuz like, what would books do without me? They'd be, like, not there. Seriously."
Madonna   headshot
Name: Madonna
Occupation: Jim Jones in Training
"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion."
Ooh, thanks, but I'll pass.
Madonna   headshot
Name: Madonna
Occupation: Jim Jones in Training
To be filed under fake English accents and grand psychiatric delusions:
"I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon - but I want to stay alive."
The alive part is what kills the dream for me.
Madonna   headshot
Name: Madonna
Occupation: Jim Jones in Training
Detailing her reasons to, as London's Sunday Times put it: "lobbying the government and nuclear industry over a scheme to clean up radioactive waste with a supposedly magic Kabbalah fluid", Desperately Seeking Sanity blurted this gem:
"I can write the greatest songs and make the most fabulous films and be a fashion icon and conquer the world, but if there isn't a world to conquer, what's the point?"
Actually, it's quite genius to say that you CAN create the best works of art in the world, but won't as long as nuclear power is in use. That way you never have to pony up the talent.