Ben Affleck Occupation: We're just not that into you...
Clearly able to lip smack his own ass:
"I just feel like sometimes I'm a force to be dealt with. My talents are sometimes overused and also sometimes underused. It's not easy being me."
It's also not easy being green or having an undeserved ego that requires a mansion to house it. Kermit and Miss Piggy, can I get an amen? Hells to the yeah!
Ben Affleck Occupation: We're just not that into you...
Ben obviously doesn't want to live forever or learn how to fly HIGH!
"I feel like fame is wasted on me."
The American public agrees with you. We'd like it back, with interest, please.
Ben Affleck Occupation: We're just not that into you...
Now we know why he wants to run for political office. He's as oblivious as the entire legislative branch:
"There's something really great and romantic about being poor and sleeping on couches."
Starving as artists only appeals to rich people. Can't you see it now? Ben Affleck living in his multi-million dollar shabby-chic garret existing on ramen and caviar while typing by candlelight because he can't afford his electric bill? Poverty is so rad as f*cking hell...when you're not poor.

Search

Twitter Feed

  • Don't know why I watched it, but on Worst Cooks in America a woman said she knew all about Sweden bc it is in Switzerland. #badschools #dumb
  • Raylan's hat was M.I.A. tonight. Wish Winona was too. She annoys the hell out of me with her nagging and complaining. #Justified #whitehat
  • RT @politicalcomic: Women of the World, all men cheat. The ones that seem monogamous are just doing it in slow motion.
  • @mrsbbouch On your face, too? Blech. I am so sorry! I'd still be disinfecting my entire person right now if that happened to me.
  • @mrsbbouch Got your crayons to send to u. Anything else you want in the package? Btw maybe puke is a sign of good luck in some cultures...
  • RT @Librarian_Bree: Absolutely! Good stuff.. “@More2History: RT if you’re watching Going Medieval.”
  • Realized Queen Bess would have had to do with one less subject after watching the gross food on "The Supersizers Go Elizabethan" last night.
  • Only managed to watch 2/3 of "Top Chef" last night. What I did manage to see confirmed my fear of heights and colors ppl wear when skiing.
  • Bob and Bob...I know you are sharing a beer right now, looking down on us and shaking your heads in laughter. We miss you both.
  • @x__toni Thank you! That compliment made my day today. Thank god for Goopy because I don't know how we'd fill the site without her idiocy.
  • Follow Us >

Battle of the Sexes

Who is more stupid - men or women?
Men listed on site: 133
Total Entries from Men: 469
Women listed on site: 169
Total Entries from Women: 908

Wanna Talk?

If you have an idea for a submission, wish to congratulate and/or berate us, or otherwise need to contact us, please send all emails to: pns@prettyandstupid.com

Disclaimer

The quotes published on this site are gathered from a variety of sources and are meant for entertainment purposes only. We provide no warranty as to the veracity of the content presented. In short, if you can't take a joke, leave or grow some 'nads.

All celebrity images that appear on this site are the copyright of their respective owners, and we claim no credit for them whatsoever. If you own the rights to any image, and do not wish them to appear on this site, please contact us, and we shall remove them. We may not be funny, but at least we're not thieves.