Helen Adams Occupation: Hairdresser for Classy Cutz turned U.K. Big Brother contestant
How peculiar about a girl from Wales...
"I probably sound Welsh on the telly."
I'm guessing you probably just sounded stupid on the telly. In fact, so stupid that you were named poet laureate of the country of Stupid. Your President Jessica Simpson and Vice President David Beckham applaud you, Helen! For those interested, recent immigrants to Stupid include Lynne Curtain, Dustin Diamond, and that scary makeup artist chick from "Jerseylicious".
Helen Adams Occupation: Hairdresser for Classy Cutz turned U.K. Big Brother contestant
What is so confusing to blondes about poultry?
See also Simpson, Jessica.
"How much chicken is there in chick peas?"
She needs to know for the chick pea census. She's not sure which box to check: chicken, reindeer, garbanzo beans or Pan Asian American.
Helen Adams Occupation: Hairdresser for Classy Cutz turned U.K. Big Brother contestant
Hoisting up Jessica Simpson's stupidity torch for Team England, classy Helen gives props to magician PAUL Daniels:
"Yeah, you know Jack Daniels...he does all the magic stuff!"
A random survey conducted by the professionals here at Pretty & Stupid determined that a million frat boys, Vince Vaughn and I agree with Helen. Just try, try, try to understand...Jack Daniels is a magic man.
Helen Adams Occupation: Hairdresser for Classy Cutz turned U.K. Big Brother contestant
Remember this quote next time Gwyneth Paltrow tells us for the 40 millionth time how much smarter Brits are than Americans. I personally think we're all stupid.
"I like blinking, I do!"
So do Christmas lights.

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