Donald Trump
Occupation: I'm not only the Hair Club President, but I'm also a client
Can you count? Donald can...eventually.
"I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. Or two words---Big Business."
Saddest part of this quote? Even the inchworm can measure the marigolds faster than The Donald counted the amount of words in Big Business.
- 02.11.2011 | 9:58 pm
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Donald Trump
Occupation: I'm not only the Hair Club President, but I'm also a client
Old fart with bad toupee delusions strikes again:
"All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me---consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."
Can't we send him to another country like we did with Gwyneth Paltrow? He could set himself up as Hairpiece of the manor, adopt a fake accent and complain about having to consume white flour. We took Sarah Ferguson off their hands for a while, couldn't the Brits do us a solid?
- 11.11.2010 | 2:39 pm
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Donald Trump
Occupation: I'm not only the Hair Club President, but I'm also a client
Even if your budget strapped school fails you, you've always got The Donald to break down the most complicated teachings:
"In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history."
With genius insights like these, even without the swoopy combover, are we certain Rodin's The Thinker wasn't modeled after Donald Trump?
- 08.24.2010 | 1:47 pm
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Donald Trump
Occupation: I'm not only the Hair Club President, but I'm also a client
It does matter...when your own old man ass is drooping halfway down your thighs:
"You know, it really doesn`t matter what [the media] write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass."
This thought process propels wrinkly geezers to purchase ill-fitting toupées, red Porsches and Tommy Bahama floral shirts so they can cruise the silicone honeys down at T.G.I.Fridays.
See also Hugh Hefner and divorcé Artie Finklestein living it up in Boca.
See also Hugh Hefner and divorcé Artie Finklestein living it up in Boca.
- 08.14.2010 | 10:24 pm
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Donald Trump
Occupation: I'm not only the Hair Club President, but I'm also a client
Beauty and The Trump?
"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body."
Coming soon to bootleg DVD: "The Price of Beauty: Too Hot for VH-1". Jessica, Ken and Cacee travel to the wilds of Mar-A-Lago to shed light on gravity-defying toupees, long and beautiful fingers, and to further investigate the unseen beauty that Donald hopefully hides under ten layers of Armani.
- 07.17.2010 | 7:39 pm
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