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Name: Beyonce Knowles
Occupation: Sasha Not So Fierce
It's a hard knock life for her!
"I'll be able to go to the theater every day and drop my kids off and maybe make some food — maybe I'll know how to cook by then — and then go do what I love and have some normalcy and have a regular schedule."
As opposed to her regular schedule right now which seems to solely consist of sitting next to Jay-Z at basketball games.
Beyonce  Knowles headshot
Name: Beyonce Knowles
Occupation: Sasha Not So Fierce
The obvious cathartic choice is always red, white, and blue stretchy satin...
"After doing these roles that were so emotional I was thinking to myself, 'OK, I need to be a superhero. Although, when you think about the psychology of the heroes in the films these days, they are still a lot of work, of course, and emotional. But there's also an action element that I would enjoy. I would definitely have to keep it right for that costume. The way that Lynda Carter wore it, she was sooo fine. She was amazing. I saw her costume at the Met. Her waist was unbelievable. It was pretty crazy, actually, her proportions. But I love Wonder Woman and it'd be a dream come true to be that character. It sure would be handy to have that lasso. To make everybody tell the truth? I need that. It would come in very handy."
But if you had that lasso Beyonce, how could you continue to nurse your delusions of talent?
Beyonce  Knowles headshot
Name: Beyonce Knowles
Occupation: Sasha Not So Fierce
Proving that your weave can be too tight:
"Acting is easier and smoother than singing - it's less drama."
It's also less singing. And dancing. And candlestick-making.