Howard Dean Occupation: Yeeeeaaaaarggh!
Apparently Congress is filled with working soccer moms:
"You think people can work all day and then pick up their kids at child care or wherever and get home and still manage to sandwich in an eight-hour vote? Well Republicans, I guess can do that. Because a lot of them have never made an honest living in their lives."
Actually, I didn't realize there were more than a handful of politicians on either side who ever made an honest living in their lives. If they were interested in an honest living, wouldn't they be teachers or firemen or street mimes instead?
Howard Dean Occupation: Yeeeeaaaaarggh!
This is what your eighth grade science class in Wisconsin will hear if Howard Dean stops by to drop some wisdom:
"Now that we're on dog pee, we can have an interesting conversation about that. I do not recommend drinking urine...but if you drink water straight from the river, you have a greater chance of getting an infection than you do if you drink urine."
"Now that we're on dog pee" might be the funniest opening line to a quote on this site. It's got the makings of a vaudevillian black and white movie set on a golf course starring W.C. Fields, Mae West and Spanky from "The Little Rascals". Then the crabby old lady (Alice Waters) comes by waving her cane to yell about drinking only farmstand dog pee in reusable Thermos bottles.

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