Mark Wahlberg Occupation: The Boston Crotch Strangler
I can barely look at this quote because it is just so f*cking offensive, which explains my tardiness in posting it:
"If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.'"
I guess he figured that if Laverne & Shirley could land a plane, then so could he.
Mark Wahlberg Occupation: The Boston Crotch Strangler
The regrets of a college co-ed gone wild and a flasher on a NYC subway shoved in a Magic Bullet blender:
"I should have kept my shirt on a lot more. And not pulled my pants down so much."
Most people figure this out by the time they are five, but I guess Marky Mark was waiting "for the time to bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme". Yo. Yonanas.
Mark Wahlberg Occupation: The Boston Crotch Strangler
Will you torture us with your good vibrating rap skillz any time soon, Marky Mark?
"No, not a chance. Actually, I'll take that back. If Justin Bieber asked me, I'd do that for my daughter."
What kind of hell is that to put on a child's shoulders? You need to keep your "rapping" and its funky crotch-grabbing bunch back in the 90s, shopping at Merry-Go-Round for spandex bicycle shorts and eight ball leather jackets.
Mark Wahlberg Occupation: The Boston Crotch Strangler
Here you were thinking he was just a racist knuckle dragger who chanced upon a career through the auspices of nepotism. Duh! He's observant, too:
"The world is very different today than it was in 1968."
He's so profound it's almost frightening. I wonder if he keeps his profundity in his pockets. Maybe that's why his pants were always halfway down his knees through most of the 90s.
Mark Wahlberg Occupation: The Boston Crotch Strangler
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay! Marky Mark was not having a wonderful day filming "The Departed"...
"Marty and I were constantly in this struggle. I had problems with Marty. He was 'I'm Martin Scorsese...da-dee-da.' He was pushing me in different ways. But it wasn't just Marty. The whole time I was in the character so I was mad at everybody. It was Leo, Matt and Jack. Fuck Jack too. We were able to laugh about it afterwards and we have a great relationship now and we`re going to do other stuff in the future."
If I were Mark and I basically flipped the bird at Jack Nicholson, I might question whether I'd be invited to sit at the table with the cool kids at Dan Tana's ever again, but that's just me.
Mark Wahlberg Occupation: The Boston Crotch Strangler
Travel back to a time long, long ago when pacifiers were an adult accessory and The Merry-Go-Round sold Cross Colours hoodies:
"I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want."
If it's all the same to him, we'd prefer Marky Mark keep his "funky bunch" in his trousers where they belong. Donnie D, break it down! Yeeeeaaaah.

Search

Twitter Feed

  • Don't know why I watched it, but on Worst Cooks in America a woman said she knew all about Sweden bc it is in Switzerland. #badschools #dumb
  • Raylan's hat was M.I.A. tonight. Wish Winona was too. She annoys the hell out of me with her nagging and complaining. #Justified #whitehat
  • RT @politicalcomic: Women of the World, all men cheat. The ones that seem monogamous are just doing it in slow motion.
  • @mrsbbouch On your face, too? Blech. I am so sorry! I'd still be disinfecting my entire person right now if that happened to me.
  • @mrsbbouch Got your crayons to send to u. Anything else you want in the package? Btw maybe puke is a sign of good luck in some cultures...
  • RT @Librarian_Bree: Absolutely! Good stuff.. “@More2History: RT if you’re watching Going Medieval.”
  • Realized Queen Bess would have had to do with one less subject after watching the gross food on "The Supersizers Go Elizabethan" last night.
  • Only managed to watch 2/3 of "Top Chef" last night. What I did manage to see confirmed my fear of heights and colors ppl wear when skiing.
  • Bob and Bob...I know you are sharing a beer right now, looking down on us and shaking your heads in laughter. We miss you both.
  • @x__toni Thank you! That compliment made my day today. Thank god for Goopy because I don't know how we'd fill the site without her idiocy.
  • Follow Us >

Battle of the Sexes

Who is more stupid - men or women?
Men listed on site: 133
Total Entries from Men: 469
Women listed on site: 169
Total Entries from Women: 908

Wanna Talk?

If you have an idea for a submission, wish to congratulate and/or berate us, or otherwise need to contact us, please send all emails to: pns@prettyandstupid.com

Disclaimer

The quotes published on this site are gathered from a variety of sources and are meant for entertainment purposes only. We provide no warranty as to the veracity of the content presented. In short, if you can't take a joke, leave or grow some 'nads.

All celebrity images that appear on this site are the copyright of their respective owners, and we claim no credit for them whatsoever. If you own the rights to any image, and do not wish them to appear on this site, please contact us, and we shall remove them. We may not be funny, but at least we're not thieves.