Name: Lindsay Lohan
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
Well, I don't know about you, but I'm a believer now:
"If I'd been with every man I've been linked with I'd probably be dead by now! Generally speaking, my friends are much worse - I'm the goody-goody one by comparison. I've had to grow up fast. I've had a lot of responsibility from a young age."
Who are her bffs? Hookers in Amsterdam???
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Name: Lindsay Lohan
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
Hope springs eternal in an aging starlet's mind!
"Hopefully people know me for my work - not my car accidents."
But your work is a car acc...oh. Sorry. I meant, her work is completely serious and worthy of praise. I detected a very definite shade of Sir Laurence Olivier in her compelling portrait of a redhead in "Herbie Fully Loaded".
Name: Lindsay Lohan
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
Freshly (and temporarily) detoxed LIndsay discloses her profound insight regarding rehab:
"It was a sobering experience"
Yeah, rehab is funny like that.
Name: Lindsay Lohan
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
In an email to "Access Hollywood", LiLo tries to pull the fine merino wool over the world's eyes:
"I am innocent... did not do drugs they're not mine."
Uh yeah, and my dog ate my homework too.
Name: Lindsay Lohan
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
To the horror of teachers everywhere:
"I was going out with someone and they said I should read Machiavelli and I was like, ‘Nah’, and then I was, ‘Ok, I’ll read it’, and now it is always with me."
Am I missing something here? Borgias? Lohans? Faux rehab to retain insurance to make films? Anyone, anyone?
Name: Lindsay Lohan
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
Look at what Saint Angelina has wrought:
"I want to go to Egypt and Japan and open orphanages---a chain of them."
Is she confusing orphanages with KFC's?
Name: Lindsay Lohan
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
Little Lindsay is all grown up.... or so she thinks...
"When my friends and family are around me I feel like they're safe ... When my friends have left me - I've just seen everything collapse. They're not safe without me."
Safety, stability, security.... thy name is Lindsay!
Name: Lindsay Lohan
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
Here's a Lindsay quickie from Katie
"I just bit my finger....I forgot to move my hand!"
Here's a fun game to play: See what the grossest thing you and your friends can imagine Lindsay had in her hands so close to her mouth.
Name: Lindsay Lohan
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
In yet another edition of Celebrities Say the Stupidest Things But Think They Sound Sophisticated Saying Them:
"Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a 'Vegas' and get married just to get married and see what it's like for a minute?"
What happens in LiLo's head should stay in LiLo's head.
Name: Lindsay Lohan
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
Reason #345 why Firecrotch will never be asked to direct an "After School Specials" redux.
Name: Lindsay Lohan
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
Occupation: Staunch water bottle supporter
"Yeah, I have a dark side. I watched all those videos on Charles Manson for a while."
I'm guessing no one had the heart to tell her MTV only plays Marilyn Manson videos. Slight difference, toots.