Alexis Bellino Occupation: Booby Bible thumper
It's always perplexing when someone under the age of 65 still uses the word "bling":
"I don't care if you're scrubbing a toilet, you can still bling it up."
Considering the alleged state of her finances, Alexis will soon be starring in her own real life Orange County version of Donna Summer's "She Works Hard For The Money" video. Maybe she can get some plastic "bling" out of the gumball machine.
Alexis Bellino Occupation: Booby Bible thumper
The Charlie Trotter of Orange County refusing to serve foie gras at her party:
"I know. And, I know, I know, it’s a ‘delicatessen’ in French. No. No."
Delicacy, delicatessen...it's all the same...to an idiot. But, she's got huge fake boobies and, ummm, yeah, that's it. Maybe she can pawn the boobies and pay her mortgage.
Alexis Bellino Occupation: Booby Bible thumper
The silicone-enchanced future sister wife on her two Golden Rules:
"A tongue is a flame of fire, I'm going to say one thing and the second thing is there's no do overs."
Why does it sound like Alexis is playing a hellfire and brimstone Jenga game?
Alexis Bellino Occupation: Booby Bible thumper
The Real Stepford Wife of Orange County on what happens after she bullies her mother into getting plastic surgery:
"I get to spend quality time with my mom, even though she's sleeping."
For Alexis, this is "quality time". She could talk about how Jesus loves all the little children and her own huge, surgically-enhanced tits all day long with no one to interrupt her.

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