Name: Avril Lavigne
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
Rebel without an Ambien speaks!
"Sometimes I just stay up and go, 'Hey, I'm not going to sleep tonight.'"
The guilt of foisting her music upon the world is finally taking it's toll.
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Name: Avril Lavigne
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
Avril explains why she can't do a photo-op for more than a minute:
"My mouth hurts and this feels weird."
Smiling is serious business. Notice I took the high road and didn't say anything "blue"? I'm classy like that.
Name: Avril Lavigne
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
A day without a stupid Avril quote is like a day without skin cancer causing sunshine!
"It's important to be thankful, even if you're poor. I mean, come on, we all have clean water — well, OK, not people in the developing world."
Hey poor people of the developing world! You better be thankful like Avril sez or she's gonna kick your butts with her Hot Topic boots. Who the hell do you think you are needing clean water anyway??? Just rock out to some of her tunage and you'll be all like, "Cholera what! Avril rawks!"
Name: Avril Lavigne
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
The punk-eh (that's because she's Canadian--get it? I'm bored.) princess provides insightful commentary on her celebrity:
"I'm getting more famouser by the day."
And "more stoooopider" as well! Yay!
Name: Avril Lavigne
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
The 'punk' who never heard of David Bowie boasts of her generosity:
"I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing [in New Orleans] happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, 'Take it to Katrina!'"
I didn't know hurricanes had a mailing address.
Name: Avril Lavigne
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
Having taken her daily dose of self-delusion:
"I want people to watch my video and not be staring at my girl parts but to be listening to my lyrics, and hearing what I have to say, and watching me rock out on my guitar."
I so want Anne Murray to kick her scrawny ass.
Name: Avril Lavigne
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
La Vicious confesses the true root of her dysphoria and aggression, and the artistic process she endures, perhaps even to this day, to create her angst-ridden music.
"I was eating bad stuff. Lots of sugar and carbs, junk food all the time. It makes you very irritated."
I don't know. Sit me down with a big ol' Vanilla Kreme Donut and a bottle of Jolt and I'm good to go! Doesn't irritate me in the least. Now if she were eating something more musically nourishing like, say, cocaine, well maybe that would get her a time slot on Behind The Music.
Name: Avril Lavigne
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
Taking a sideswipe at America's favorite folliclely-challenged pop tart:
"I've had to work with a choreographer [recently] but I'm actually quite athletic and I have good rhythm so it comes natural to me. It made me appreciate people like Britney Spears, as I realize how much work goes into that stuff. The whole thing where you sing and dance is so hard, so that's probably why she doesn't sing, right, ha ha!"
So what explains why Avril can't sing?
Name: Avril Lavigne
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
About the war in Iraq...
"I don't believe war is a way to solve problems. I think it's wrong, I don't have respect for the people that made the decisions to go on with war. I don't have that much respect for (U.S. President George) Bush. He's about war, I'm not about war -- a lot of people aren't about war.I know there's issues in Iraq. I'm not really a political person. It's hard for me to talk about the war. I don't really know what to say but I can say that I'm really proud that our Prime Minister didn't ... fight, backed out from it."
It's always best to publicly assert an opinion on an issue on which you have self-proclaimed your ignorance. Learning and research just get in the way of good things like spitting on the paparazzi or shopping for ties for your tank top.
Name: Avril Lavigne
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
On mispronouncing David Bowie's name at the Grammys:
"Did people think that was bad? What's the big deal? I was born in 1984--why would I know who he is? My parents didn't bring me up listening to him. Besides, people mispronounce my name all the time."
Anne Murray, oops I mean Avril Lavigne, there is this new invention called "history". You should try checking it out sometime.
Name: Avril Lavigne
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
Whines the self-proclaimed "Sid Vicious for the new generation":
"People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?”"
Name: Avril Lavigne
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
Occupation: Sid Vicious for the new century
"I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation."
Sid was also an idiot, but at least he wouldn't have spelled the word "boy" b-o-i.