Sunshine like this is why Jennifer doesn't write for fortune cookie companies:
"Life is what it is. I don't think we have any idea what the future holds for us."
Too. Many. Self-Help. Books. MUST STOP NOW JENNIFER. Tell your friends to stop giving them to you in little gift bags filled with rosemary scented candles and body lotion inspired by the winds of Bali.
Oh what Jennifer Aniston could bring to the starring role in a cinematic remake of "She's The Sheriff"...
"I would love to sit down with all the people who are doing wrong in the world and go: Hey, what's up with you? What is your f*cked up problem? Go smell the roses for crying out loud."
Jennifer is definitely the person you want with you during a convenience store heist. While the 5-0 roll up with all their fancy mars lights and SWAT teams and hostage negotiators, Jennifer will save the day FTD-style by offering the would-be felon a bouquet of long stem roses.
"He's a rare one. He is extraordinary
and it is wonderful to watch him... the way his brain works and the way he
thinks thoughts... it's beautiful."
The way he thinks thoughts??? Why do I keep imagining a forlorn hamster running on a wheel called "John Mayer's brain"? It just keeps running and running and the only result is the drifting sounds of adult contemporary music.
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