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Name: Megan Fox
Occupation: Created in a P.R. lab
Reciting a passage from her own personal copy of I Wanna Be Angelina: The Sassy Magazine Years, here's Megan!
"...and instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?"
Apparently, the "white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people" in other parts of the country get a pass. Maybe they're her relatives...