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Name: Pamela Anderson
Occupation: Aging Sex Symbol
Wondering why Pam's marriage to Kid Rock didn't make it to fifty years?
"We didn't sit down and read books all night, which I love to do."
You can tell by the list of people on Pam's dating resume that reading Kafka is a priority.
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Name: Pamela Anderson
Occupation: Aging Sex Symbol
Conveniently developing amensia regarding Rick Salomon, Tommy Lee and Chachi, Pam has this to say:
"I've always had good penis karma."
Yet another sad case of a vagina in need of Lasik surgery.
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Name: Pamela Anderson
Occupation: Aging Sex Symbol
Goes a long way towards explaining Tommy Lee:
"I don't think about anything too much . . . If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out!"
Do you think the gears in her head make those loud, squeaky, please-oil-me noises when she thinks?
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Name: Pamela Anderson
Occupation: Aging Sex Symbol
The Silicone Simpleton reveals her inadequacies as an author:
"Well, there are things I don’t really know about, like sentence structure, a beginning, a middle, and an end."
Oh swell. Now all my illusions have been shattered. I guess I'll have to go read Nicole Richie's book instead.
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Name: Pamela Anderson
Occupation: Aging Sex Symbol
The wonder of Pam...
"Tommy, there could totally be mountain lions here 'cause it's so flat. "
To which Tommy probably replied "Yeah babe. Now show me your tits".
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