Chris Martin
Occupation: Poet laureate of henpecked husbands
I don't think he listens to his own music.
"You can try to be catchy without being slick, poppy without being pop, and you can be uplifting without being pompous. Because we`re sometimes playing quieter stuff, it`s hard to sound like we`re trying to change things, but we wanted to be a reaction against soulless rubbish."
May I quote you, Chris? "I drew a line/ I drew a line for you/ Oh what a thing to do/ And it was all Yellow." You're right. This isn't soulless rubbish. It's more like something Apple left in her diaper for you.
- 06.28.2010 | 6:44 pm
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Chris Martin
Occupation: Poet laureate of henpecked husbands
Maybe all that yoga does help with self-reflection!
"The truth is, I'm a tosser away from music."
Too obvious. Chris, you're a tosser whether you're on stage, sitting on the crapper or standing in Goopy's kitchen. We all know it and we're glad you do, too.
- 05.10.2010 | 12:57 pm
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Chris Martin
Occupation: Poet laureate of henpecked husbands
Mommy issues alert! All of Gwyneth's magical quinoa casseroles have somehow convinced poor Chris that his wife is a macrobiotic powerhouse.
"Think of Romeo and Juliet. I always felt it would be great to be with a very powerful woman because it would keep you in your place. Being married to someone very successful and very powerful basically keeps you hungry to improve. You've got to be hungry. If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you'd want to prove yourself, you know what I mean?"
Chris, you wanna be the man Brad is? Date numerous women and physically morph into them, get married and dump your missus for your co-star and fly your motorcycle around the world on private jets while talking about carbon footprints.
- 04.24.2010 | 9:18 pm
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Chris Martin
Occupation: Poet laureate of henpecked husbands
Gwyneth's main Goop shares his Walter Mitty side...
"One thing I like doing is walking around London late at night with my hood on. I look like a drug dealer."
So, in other words, if you're walking around London in the middle of the night looking for a fix, beware the wimpy popstar in a hoodie, he's not your man.
- 04.15.2010 | 7:45 pm
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Chris Martin
Occupation: Poet laureate of henpecked husbands
Rocking the Sniveling Vote in the U.K. is just not enough for Chris:
"I think that, really, the fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us."
You can't even choose a decent wife and you want to elect my president? Goop you, Chris Martin!
- 04.05.2010 | 2:23 pm
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Chris Martin
Occupation: Poet laureate of henpecked husbands
A Dawn commercial just waiting to happen:
"Men should always change diapers. It's a very rewarding experience. It's mentally cleansing. It's like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids, so you really love the dishes."
Mr. and Mrs. Gwyneth Goop are becoming more and more like the Lockhorns from the Sunday comics every day.
- 04.24.2009 | 9:38 pm
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